High school horror flick ‘Jennifer’s Body’ fails the fear test

Megan Fox in "Jennifer's Body" A high school hottie (Megan Fox) becomes a cannibalistic, bisexual demon in Diablo Cody’s scripted horror tale “Jennifer’s Body.”

You’d think a movie titled “Jennifer’s Body” would have Jennifer’s body in it.

You know, all of Jennifer’s body?

Nope. This high school horror film shows quick shots of Jennifer’s arms, legs, backside, cleavage and face, and that’s about it.

“Jennifer’s Body Parts” would be a more accurate title, but probably not as marketable, I’m guessing.

There are two reasons that America’s moviegoers have been waiting to see “Jennifer’s Body.”

One is the much-touted lesbian kissing scene between Amanda Seyfried and hottie star Megan Fox, fresh off her hit action film “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” where she spent a lot of time bouncing around in slow motion and moistening her pneumatic lips.

The second is screenwriter and Lemont native Diablo Cody, whose first movie, the wonderful and witty “Juno,” deservedly earned the Oscar for best screenplay. (Read more…)

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