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Indiana Jones, Thanks!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Thank you, Indiana Jones, for growing old.

I’m serious.

I’m as giddy as a schoolboy, filled with effusive gratitude for Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Harrison Ford.

They allowed the world’s most famous archaeologist and action hero extraordinaire to be played by a 65-year-old actor.

And they pulled it off.

The reason I’m so pro Indy?

Pure self interest.

Ford’s fourth foray into Jonesville gives me hope that I, too, can still accomplish amazing things at an age when most men traditionally contemplate retirement.

Be Glad Movies Don’t Reflect Reality

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Let’s settle once and for all the two biggest questions that the media have been obsessed with this year and practically every year before:

1. Is there too much violence in the movies?
2. Is there too much sex in the movies?

It surprises me that people don’t know the answers by now.